Saturday, July 29, 2023

🐘 THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM: MAIL DELIVERY AND WHAT CAN BE DONE TO IMPROVE IT 🐘

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THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM: MAIL DELIVERY AND WHAT CAN BE DONE TO IMPROVE IT

To show folks I am still alive and functional, even when I am a "Graduating Student", I believe our mail delivery system is so broken. It has gotten to the point where I cannot tolerate any of the following:

  1. Mail Tampering (really big on this)
  2. Asshole Mail Carriers delivering my mail to the wrong address/vice-versa
  3. Foreigners/Those "Nogs" not making any effort to deliver mail
  4. Complaints regarding the above are IGNORED because they don't give two shits
  5. Who do they hire anyway?

Back to the original topic at hand, I will start with The State of Florida's biggest bogeyman: MAIL TAMPERING! Mail tampering is unsurprisingly on the rise, and the USPS doesn't do anything about this. (Archived due to PAYWALL) See the results for yourself using a reliable search engine that is Qwant.

I know that you at least have stories of asshole Mail Carriers delivering your mail t the wrong address (or tampered/stolen) because the Mail Carrier in this scenario:

  1. Does not give a shit
  2. Does not make any attempts to read addresses
  3. Double-checking addresses and using common sense is NOT REQUIRED
  4. May be a foreigner, or someone else that scrapes by for the $
I am all for civility, and this is the correct procedure to deliver mail:


This is the TRUTH about MAIL DELIVERY. Image is (c) DAILYMAIL UKUCK


Do you know who the USPS (United States Pissant Service) hires? I sure as fuck don't, and chances are 9-times-out-of-10 that they are:

  1. A foreigner
  2. A "nog"
Whatever happened to hire American workers in THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA? Why can't they hire people that are more than willing to do this job?

It is not a strainous job by any means. It should not be a chore, or a crime against humanity to follow an established procedure that WORKS.

Here is the followed procedure that SHOULD BE MANDATORY:

  1. Double-check the addresses
  2. At least have your routes set up so you know what routes to take
  3. Using excuses such as "not in the system" is unacceptable
  4. NEVER TAMPER WITH MAIL, NOR DELIVER MAIL TO THE WRONG ADDRESS
  5. Using "smart" devices is not the best way to go for informed delivery

This should NOT be difficult to follow. It wasn't a problem back then, and it should not be a problem now, tomorrow, and in the future.

Ignoring any complaints, regardless of your profession, will NOT HELP YOUR BUSINESS GROW. USPS is doing exactly this with one victim. Also, I will throw my own experiences with the USPS, since I hate this service so goddamned much:

  1. Mail Tampering (especially in Florida where they don't do SHIT about this)
  2. My mail, or other peoples' mail PUT IN MY MAILBOX (this needs to STOP)
  3. I called out an asshole Mail Carrier (MUH DISRESPECT, FUCK YOU, I AM TELLING THE TRUTH, HOSTILE ASSWIPE)
  4. Not delivering my mail (at least every day, yes, I have complained about this before)
These are my four chief complaints. Guess what will happen when all of these are addressed? FUCKALL, THAT'S WHAT. I have very little faith in this generation, and any generation after that because nothing will be done to fix this broken, piss-poor system that needs a goddamned update and a patch or two.


Pick your side; whoever wins, we lose. Picture is from (c) ArticleCity

Thank you very much, you ignorant, worthless, ULTIMATE CORPORATE-TOOL, DON'T GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE THE WHOLE WORLD DOESN'T BEND THE KNEE TO YOUR NEEDS, HAVE A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD AND FOOD ON THE TABLE, COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERY GODDAMNED THING; YET SUPPORT IT ANYWAY; LIVING, BREATHING, SAGGY-SKIN THAT THINKS THEY ARE THE RUSTY HEROES OF OLD; THE WORST GENERATION TO EVER HAVE A SAY IN POWER SINCE THE GEN-ZZZS, THAT IS CALLED THE BABY BOOMERS! πŸ‘ΏπŸ€¬

This is coming from an GEN-XER that is approaching the 40s. You BABY-BOOMERS have so much perks, so much power, and have more opportunities than I will ever have because you are NOW CLASSIFIED AS A PROTECTED GROUP! (See the AGE SECTION) While you are at it, have a look at the other protected groups as well.

Not to mention, in the State of Florida, I call it ELDERLY PARADISE:

  1. Elderly are now classified as a PROTECTED GROUP/CLASS.
  2. Elderly have all the perks.
  3. Prefermential Treatment has been granted to THE ELDERLY (since early 2000s).
  4. Elderly are now as bad as ATLANTIC CITY, NEW JERSEY (cut in line, etc.)

In certain states, ELDERLY BENEFIT DIRECTLY FROM THE LOTTERY! (My HOMESTATE OF PENNSYLVANIA)

Finally, I will like to talk to all of you about the PRICE CAP INCREASE when it comes to using services such as FLAT-RATE, FIRST-CLASS, ETC. This includes the price of stamps, and we are all paying for it. (ASSOCIATED FAKE NEWS, BROKEN CLOCK STILL RIGHT TWICE-A-DAY) CHANGES ARE INEVITABLE MY ASS! MAILING CORPORATE SPECIALIST URNALISM!

Here is my angry video reflecting all of these talking points:



It is sad, pathetic, and downright atrocious when people are not talking about this. They only care about MUH GAS PRICES, MUH GROCERY PRICES, and MUH INFLATION. THE POSTAL PRICES, AND THE ISSUES REGARDING THE POSTAL SYSTEM AS A WHOLE SHOULD BE ADDRESSED! THIS IS NOT GODDDAMNED ROCKET SCIENCE! πŸš€πŸš« All of us need to take into account everything I have stated in this article.

Remember boys and girls, THIS VERSION OF MYTRUTH™ SHOULD NOT BE DISTORTED BY ANY METHOD THAT IS UTILIZED BY ANY OPPONENT, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR NOT THEY ARE A TRUEPUBLICAN™ 🐘, OR A LOUSY, BAD ACTOR WHOSE PERFORMANCE IS SO PISS-POOR, THEY CONVINCE THEMSELVES THEY ARE GOOD AT THE ROLE THEY THINK THEY ARE MEANT TO BE IN THEIR DELUSIONAL, WARPED, DOUBLE-DIGIT-IQ HEADS!

I will write a reasonable article after this period of anger has subsided.

✌ Until next article, I will be UNBREAKABLY PRESENT HERE! ✌

-Steven K.